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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

danshive:

itswalky:

siphersaysstuff:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

"Dr. James" amuses me. "Let’s add at least one more female and be done”…

Yes, actually, let’s add at least one more woman to the cast.

Did you know that when you go outside, OVER HALF of the people out there are girls????

FEMINISM RUN AMUCK

Rather than point out once more how much humans annoy me, I am simply going to suggest that we make all of the Smash Bros characters female (while still keeping any and all mustaches).

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